As the Warehouse Twenty One Strategic and Leadership Team plans the future of the company at their annual out-of-state retreat, those of us remaining in the office have seized the reins of power and charted our own new course.
No longer will we struggle under the yoke of the heavy-handed “wear comfortable clothing and do awesome work” policy of the previous regime! Starting immediately, we are banning the wearing of those symbols of the oppressor — flip-flops and t-shirts — and instead return to the classic uniform of the traditional working class.
Outfitted now in the comforting restraint of a previous generation’s office workers, we look forward to this new chapter in the story of Warehouse Twenty One. Our rallying cry will transform from “Good to Great” to “I can’t breathe in this, someone call a medic!”