I am serious, and don't call me Surely.
If you’re ever hanging around the Warehouse and hear someone drop a movie line, chances are it’s our dude, Johnny Rando. It doesn’t matter the situation or topic, he’s got a knack for remembering classic movie lines and relating them to any/every conversation. Legend has it that he and his family can have entire conversations in movie quotes—haven’t seen it yet, but definitely believe it.
So we asked Johnny to recommend a handful of these classic lines to add a little silver screen flavor to our everyday moments. Just like those actors, Johnny remembered his lines and had no trouble coming up with these gems for his W21 compadres.
By John
Whenever someone needs a refill, no matter what the beverage:
“Yo bartender, Jobu needs a refill.”
– Major League
Answering the phone when you know who it is (thank goodness for caller id):
“Talk to me, Goose.”
– Top Gun
Leaving to run a quick errand:
“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”
– Ace Ventura Pet Detective
When a child keeps whining that they want to do something right this moment:
“Alright!!!!”
– Big Daddy
When you feel like you’re being asked to do something every minute (at work or from a child):
“Poof, what do you need? Poof, what do you need? Poof, what do you need?”
– Aladdin
When you realize you didn’t make the right choice (big or small):
“I immediately regret this decision.”
– Anchorman
When someone else doesn’t make the right choice:
“He chose…poorly.”
– Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
When an outcome doesn’t go in your favor (primarily sports):
“Oh no, we suck again.”
– Waterboy
When an outcome does go in your favor (anything):
“Shibby!!!”
– Dude, Where’s My Car?
Trying to do timesheets from the past week (or longer) and remembering what you did:
“I wrote them down so I wouldn’t have to remember.”
– Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Going down the office basement stairwell and not sure if someone else might be coming up:
“Down ladder, make a hole.”
– The Hunt for Red October
After completing a task or cancelling a meeting:
“Click, click; Deleted.”
– Liar Liar
When a project (work or home) takes much longer than initially thought:
“Maybe it’s a 10 year plan…”
– Big Daddy
That feeling that you get if one thing goes wrong, everything will go wrong:
“If he gets up, we’ll all get up. It’ll be anarchy!”
– The Breakfast Club
When you’re not sure where someone went:
“Where’d who go?”
– Top Gun