By John
Whenever someone needs a refill, no matter what the beverage:
“Yo bartender, Jobu needs a refill.”
– Major League
Answering the phone when you know who it is (thank goodness for caller id):
“Talk to me, Goose.”
– Top Gun
Leaving to run a quick errand:
“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”
– Ace Ventura Pet Detective
When a child keeps whining that they want to do something right this moment:
“Alright!!!!”
– Big Daddy
When you feel like you’re being asked to do something every minute (at work or from a child):
“Poof, what do you need? Poof, what do you need? Poof, what do you need?”
– Aladdin
When you realize you didn’t make the right choice (big or small):
“I immediately regret this decision.”
– Anchorman

When someone else doesn’t make the right choice:
“He chose…poorly.”
– Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
When an outcome doesn’t go in your favor (primarily sports):
“Oh no, we suck again.”
– Waterboy
When an outcome does go in your favor (anything):
“Shibby!!!”
– Dude, Where’s My Car?
Trying to do timesheets from the past week (or longer) and remembering what you did:
“I wrote them down so I wouldn’t have to remember.”
– Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Going down the office basement stairwell and not sure if someone else might be coming up:
“Down ladder, make a hole.”
– The Hunt for Red October
After completing a task or cancelling a meeting:
“Click, click; Deleted.”
– Liar Liar

When a project (work or home) takes much longer than initially thought:
“Maybe it’s a 10 year plan…”
– Big Daddy
That feeling that you get if one thing goes wrong, everything will go wrong:
“If he gets up, we’ll all get up. It’ll be anarchy!”
– The Breakfast Club
When you’re not sure where someone went:
“Where’d who go?”
– Top Gun